20:00 - 22:30
No Sex Please We're British-Tea Tree Players - 4-14 October 2017
Written By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
Directed by Damon Hill
Asst Manager Peter and his young wife Frances live over the bank and they could reasonably expect to look forward to a calm happy start to their married life together.. However, when Frances innocently sends a mail order for some Scandinavian glassware, an unfortunate error occurs and instead of glassware they find inundated with pornographic material, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf the happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by Peters snobbish mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to make everything right.